Maim Street 1.0.2

Prepare for the ultimate challenge in the world of crossing guard simulators. In this intense game, you take on the role of John Stopman, a dedicated crossing guard faced with an overwhelming number of cars. Your mission is to save as many people as possible, but you'll have to accept that not everyone can be rescued.

Maim Street is a fast-paced game that teaches you the harsh reality that you can't be everything to everyone. As you progress, you'll unlock the powerful bazooka, a weapon to fight back against the cars. Additionally, you can earn prizes to personalize your gaming experience. Stay alert for powerups like the mighty Air Strike and the alarming Alien Abduction.

While many games reward perfection, Maim Street celebrates adequacy. It's a unique experience that challenges players to do their best in a chaotic and unforgiving environment.

Features

• An original soundtrack to keep you energized while causing mayhem on Maim Street
• Over 40 game upgrades, including confetti explosions and an alluring lumberjack costume
• Meet a character named "Chester Buttmeat"
• Brutal sound effects that evoke strong reactions
• In-game powerups ranging from planting bombs to summoning demons
• Dozens of cats for added entertainment
• Encounter over 50 unique pedestrians with their own stories, although they all meet the same explosive fate

Praise of Maim Street

• "This game is truly one-of-a-kind. I can't even fathom how the creators came up with this concept." - Chris D.
• "I strangely enjoy the sound the people make when they get hit by a car. It adds to the chaotic fun." - Jill A.
• "Maim Street delivers chaos and deaths that are oddly enjoyable." - Master M.
• "Witness the crossing guard's impossible duty to protect innocent civilians from becoming gruesome explosions of blood and body parts." - Dana A.
• "This game has shattered any expectations I had. It's unlike anything I've ever played before." - Garrett M.
• "I found the difficulty level to be quite challenging, but it reflects the realities of life." - Coward who doesn't yet understand real life

Disclaimer: This game is not recommended for those who are uncomfortable confronting the fragility of human existence.